#9

Me: Is that my can of soda? Did I put it there?

(finds soda can nearly empty)

"Trevor..." SMH.

#8

Trevor: "Daddy? Can I watch a video on your phone?" (YouTube) Me: Sure Buddy. Trevor (instantly): "Can we do five?!"

#7

Gabrielle seems to think she has more say over the car I want to get than I do.